Chris P. Bacon
Hi everyone. My name is Chris P. Bacon and I have been asked to be the official mascot for the 2014 GA State Harley Owners Group (HOG) rally to be held in Columbus in September. I was honored but I told the nice lady that runs the rally committee (Ms Cathy) that I had never even been on a hog before. She said she knew some guys who were riding cross country for the Children’s Miracle Network (CMN) and maybe they would let me go along.
The lady that is in charge at CMN (Ms Karen) said it was a great idea as long as I did what the other guys did, write blogs and tell people about the CMN. I told her everyone just called me a big ham anyway so of course I could talk to people but the blog might be a problem cause I don’t have fingers, or thumbs. She said that as a miracle rider I would just have to man-up, or in my case pig-up, and get the job done somehow. And she said that as a rookie I might have to clean windshields or do the menu at the rider
B-B-Q. I think she said “do” the menu. What is a B-B-Q anyway?
So, my buddy Mike Cunningham told me I could ride with him and if I tape a pencil to my hands I can type on Mr. James TV-Typewriter. I will be keeping you up to date every few days from a porker point of view for the next 3 weeks. And I really can’t wait to meet all of the riders, I have been told they are all good guys. I was warned about some guy named Scott tho, I don’t know why.
I can’t wait!!!